the-swift-tricker:

Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

bluehairedspidey:

marina and the diamonds: TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal

me, neurodivergent, has consistently hyperfixated on media ever since i developed cognitive thought:

courtneyhammett:

Not every day has to “count.” Some days, your purpose is to make it to the next one. That counts too.

dankmemeuniversity:

wingbeifong:

y’all need to learn to let people who like pineapple on their pizza live their fucking lives. who are we hurting? eat your anchovies bitch

ragecutie:

i want what they have

bering-strait:

FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

stompingonabeat: